I  wonder what is so ROYAL about royal college.

- I often used to get confused between the canteen and the loo though it is renovated now....but it also has cameras in it

- You have to remove your shoes outside when entering the Computer Labas well as princi's office as if it was a temple.

- You have to follow almost Taliban style dress code restrictions.

- People give you a confused look if you start talking about Rock music.

- There's a girl's school on the

- A torturous filmi prayer is played everyday after the 12:10 wen d collg starts for junior collg 

- Professors discourage intellectual stimualtion.

- Most of them dont know what 'intellectual stimualtion' means!

- You're screwed if the princi catches you talking to a girl during lecture hours in the corridors.

- Most of the girls look and dress like Salma Aga and boys like Devang Patel.

- You find rickshawallas eveteasing outside the campus.

- Every year, the most pouplar club trophy goes to the 'Hiking club'.

- Even the peon has powers to confiscate your ID if you are late or caught bunking.

- Outside every classroom there is a THANK YOU notice to that someone who donated money to build the room.

- A date is something you write in your book on the left hand side of the page.

- Its normal to see dogs barking and pigeons mating, during lectures.

- 'Friendship Day' is banned! n all possible celebrating lyk dayz r banned

-u r marked absent if ur found talking during d lectures or even sleeping

-u have to wear ur id thru out wen ur inside d collg

- d collg is full of cameras everywer in d library n canteen....thankgod itzz not in d loo.....

-ders a separate section both in canteen n library reserved oli for gals

-d librarian is quite rude n throws u out if shezz fynds u jus murmering also..

-usually most of d tubelights r kept on during powerpoint lectures...so dat no mischeif happns

-n den lastly u wont c a single student in d campus or inside collg during lecture hrs...coz  BUNKING IS SERIOUSLY PROHIBITED HERE